It’s “I’ll Answer Your Questions” Monday: How come you never hear of haunted...
Today’s question comes from Calvin Knox from New York, NY. Calvin asks, “How come you never hear of haunted apartments or condos?” Interesting question, Calvin. You are correct, we do not hear much...
View ArticleMonkey Bellhop Movie Review: Open Range
Open Range First off, I’m assuming you have cable and access to On Demand content. If not, proceed directly to Step 2 which is, “Don’t waste your time reading anymore of this. Go outside and get some...
View ArticleThe Monkey Bellhop Receives a Sunshine Award and Gives Out Six More
Annie Boreson, the creator of the blog, Annie Off Leash, has recognized The Monkey Bellhop with a Sunshine Award. It’s an award given by bloggers to other “Bloggers who positively and creatively...
View ArticleFriday Weekend’s “One Size Fits All Horoscope”, March 29, 2013
It’s promises to be a swinging weekend but not in a Frank Sinatra finger snapping martini nightclub limo intimate dinner for two at one in the morning sort of way. More in a I love you so much don’t...
View ArticleIt’s “I’ll Answer Your Questions” Monday: Is space still the final frontier?
Today’s question comes from Ava Pike, from Sweet Potato Township, South Carolina. Ava asks, “Is space still the final frontier?” Ava, there seem to be so many frontiers these days, it’s hard to know...
View ArticleI Was Interviewed by Mrs. Mommy Booknerd About My Book. Yes, That Mrs. Mommy...
Book blogger, Emily, AKA Mrs. Mommy Booknerd, graciously accepted my plea or it may have been the anguished emails, I can’t recall which tactic finally did the trick, to interview me about my book,...
View ArticleThoughts While Staring Out the Window Above My Kitchen Sink: “Planting a...
I’d love to plant a vegetable garden this Spring. It would be nice to have a hobby, to be self sufficient and not have to spend as much money at the grocery. Plus I’d get to eat and share organically...
View ArticleFriday Weekend’s “One Size Fits All Horoscope”, April 5, 2013
Fly me to the moon Let me swing among those stars Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars In other words, hold my hand In other words, baby, kiss me Unfortunately, that’s not your specific,...
View ArticleIt’s “I’ll Answer Your Questions” Monday: How many cats can you own before...
Today’s question comes from Shannon Sutcliffe of Mason Reese, Missouri. Shannon asks, “How many cats can you own before people think you’re crazy?” Shannon, and I’m not sure whether you’re a man or a...
View ArticleFriday Weekend’s “One Size Fits All Horoscope”, April 12, 2013
There are lots of things happening with the planets and stars this weekend. How’s that for an indisputable fact that doesn’t offer a lick of information you could actually use? I feel like a member...
View ArticleThoughts While Staring Out the Window Above My Kitchen Sink: Books that...
One day I would like to write the type of inspirational book that could change people’s lives forever, myself included, assuming I could convince thirty or forty thousand of them to plunk down $24.95...
View ArticleApril 19, 2013: Friday Weekend’s “One Size Fits All Horoscope”
Behold the universe and all its mysteries. Done? Good. I have so much work to do in the yard this weekend, I don’t have time to monkey around. Spring has been here for an hour and a half and...
View ArticleThings to do for Earth on Earth Day
Today is Earth Day and if you’re a procrastinator like me and woke up in a panic this morning trying to decide what to get for the planet that literally has everything, relax. Here’s ten things you can...
View ArticleWhen It All Comes Out After the Wash
I abhor violence, but when I hear my German-made, Bosch washing machine incessantly beep and beep every 45 seconds to tell me it’s time to drop whatever I am doing and remove the clothes and put them...
View ArticleApril 26, 2013: Friday Weekend’s “One Size Fits All Horoscope”
Happy Friday. Running late on this column as usual, so don’t be shocked if you come across some added filler or grammatical bi-products mixed in with my keen insights and revelatory, concisely honed...
View ArticleHGTV: The Friday Night Wars
Note: This is a piece I wrote for author, EC Stilson’s blog, The Crazy Life of a Writing Mom. EC is an immensely talented, inspirational and often humorous writer who has written several books...
View ArticleMy Latest Author Interview
Hey! I’m talking about myself again! Author interview with Jeri Walker-Bickett and all you can eat jello bar. Filed under: Humor Tagged: comedy, funny books, humor, humor collections, jeri walker...
View ArticleThe Perfect Mother’s Day Gift
Every year I wrack my brain for days and days trying to decide on the perfect gift to give to my mom for Mother’s Day because I know she won’t be around forever and I want her to know how much she...
View ArticleThe Eternal Status Update
Filed under: Entertainment Humor, Humor, Humorous Jokes Tagged: Facebook, gravestone inscriptions, humor, humorous jokes, the afterlife
View ArticleThe White Light People See When They Die
I think the white light that people see when they die is a real thing because if I were God, I’d want to get a good look at whoever was on their way up before it was too late and that’s probably why...
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